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[DURING THIS WHOLE DEBACLE]

Hey Ino says you might as well come on the ship, this might take awhile.

Sorry about all this...

awww and here i was having fun doing nothing

[gonna go ahead and park the ship for realsies anyway though]

so whats this about anyway

[There's a pause as he tries to figure out a discreet way to put it. But you know what? Screw it.]

Ugh. To put it simply?

Alex is horny and for God knows what reason she wanted me to quickly find her someone to shag.

Edited 2015-09-27 04:46 (UTC)

[Both Allen and Ino will probably hear the sound of roaring laughter from further down the ship jsyk]

TAHTS WHY????

SHE WANTS A BOOTY CALL OMG

[WELL AT LEAST IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE FINDS IT FUNNY]

I guess so?? I don't know why she's asking-

[Annnd then her newest messages ping up on his communicator showing the last bit of conversation she was having with Ino. Which makes him FLAIL, but he's tryig to be quieter as Ino makes the call so TEXT FLAILING HERE WE GO]

What the hell!? Now she wants to talk about Stefan's butt and hipbones! GAH!

[MORE LAUGHTER HOLY SHIT]

STEFAN;ALSKDFJLS;DALKSD

CLAY!!

[ THIS ISN'T FUNNY IT'S TRAUMATIZING ]

Would you like to handle this conversation while Ino's calling people??

[INO IS CALLING PEOPLE, Clay's just gonna crouch down in a corner to try to control his hysterics here, NOT!BOYFRIEND IS NOT AMUSED AT THE HILARIOUS SITUATION AND ALL]

no nono

im good

do u

want moral support or

...

You might as well come over here. I can already hear your laughter from the other side of the ship.

lol okok

omw

[GOOD CLAY even if your laughter has probably already alerted the entire crew. BUT WHATEVER]

[He'll find Allen in Ino's personnel room, sitting on a chair with his hand on his face that is beet red. You don't even get much of a greeting, just him holding up the now tainted communicator for Clay. He...he has no idea what to do about that last response he just wants it gone]

I can't believe this...

[GET IT AWAY]

[Clay still feels like he'll burst into laughter any second here, and he can't help having a big grin on his face as he steps into the room. He waves to Ino, then goes straight to Allen, taking the communicator with one hand and wrapping an arm around his front from behind with the other arm. And -

Oh god. Oh god, this whole conversation - HIS CHEEKS HURT. He tries to hold back laughter, but there is definitely some in his voice as he raises his eyebrows and looks down at Allen.]

Oooh, blonde douchebag, eh? [He sounds more amused than anything here, as he's preeeeetty sure Allen forgot it was there. NOT LIKE THEY'RE SERIOUS OR ANYTHING, BUT.]

What?!

[Y-YEAH. HE MAY HAVE LOOKED OVER THAT PART IN FAVOR OF STEFAN'S HIPBONES. Excuse him as he squirms a little in Clay's arm while trying to look at the screen]

Oh God- Alex! [YEP TURNS OUT HE CAN GET EVEN REDDER] T-T-That's just a relationship that's very much over! And has been for a long time!

Edited 2015-09-27 06:04 (UTC)

Okay, okay! I'll take your word for it!

[He gives his chest a couple of reassuring pats before he straightens up and moves away, now covering his mouth to try holding back his laughter. He knows, he knows he shouldn't be looking at this, but this is just too funny. Poor Alex, man. Poor Stefan.]

[ Ino's still on the phone with Cass, but in the middle of the conversation she's coming over to make a grabby hand at Allen's communicator. She needs it back!!

She might also be making a certain type of face at Clay having had his arm around Allen just now. HEH HEHHH. ]

Nngh....

[ Meanwhile he's just glad the communicator isn't in his hands. It makes this a lot easier to think about if he doesn't have to do the talking to Alex.]

I can't believe she has that much of a...thing for who has to be the most religious guy in the fleet.

[Aww, and here Clay was just about to get some juicy details! Maybe! Still, he hands it over without a fuss, waggling his eyebrows playfully at the hilarity of it all. Ino's turn it is!

And totally gonna ignore that face she made, yep yep]

Well, I can't exactly blame her. Looking at Stefan is like looking at the sun sometimes.

[In other words: YEAH... YEAH, HE'S HOT.]

I just didn't think she'd go to you about it. [Allen is kind of... the least helpful at these things and all.]

[You know you spend a lot of time with Clay when the space analogies start making sense without thinking about it]

...Ah, sure if you're ready to burn if you get too close. He's really nice, but when I talk to him I just end up feeling like a terrible Christian compared to him- and he's Muslim.

[Even with the potential vampire thing!!]

I know. I have no idea why she would think I'd be a good... [...unless it was because of the host club which is how she knew him in Paradisa...]

-- Nevermind, I know why she asked me. [He groans and looks down again to pinch his nose]

[See, that's why comparing Stefan to the sun is a perfect analogy! That next part though, that makes him sit on a table nearby and lean in, eager to hear more.]

Well? You can't just say something like that and not give us the deets!

God-

[THIS IS NOT A CONVERSATION HE WANTED TO HAVE WITH CLAY. But at the rate Alex is going, it's probably...better to just hear it from him instead. Right? Right.]

Awhile back in Paradisa, I...fell into a lot of debt, and needed money. [Thanks a LOT for that Cross] And there was a very well paying job with a...[I want to fall into a black hole right now] ...with a host club. So I took it and worked with them a...couple years.

And Alex was one of our clients, so...that's...that's how I met her.

Edited 2015-09-27 16:28 (UTC)

[ SHAKING FROM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH OVER HERE OMFG ALLEN she did not think you would tell him about that .... ]

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