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don't worry i at least know who he is. hard to live in america without knowing that!

but yeah i mean - christmas 2015? a popular coffee company came out with red cups. just red. and that crwod threw a FIT. YOURE PART OF THE WAR ON CHRISTIANS and stuff. actually made them write "merry christas" on it and everything! i know a lot of them aren't actually like that but theyre the ones you hear most about

wellthen that's one out of the way! what do the others like? [He might also be picking at Allen's brain for ideas of his own for the rest of the crew shhhhh]

[There's a pause at that because seriously? Wow. Just...wow. Those people sure did not know what a war on christians looked like if they thought red cups were it.]

But God loves the colour red... [His arm was red, Lenalee's boots were red, at least three Exorcists were redheads- it was red all around Seriously though-] Those people sound like they have too much time on their hands. Sorry you had to deal with that.

Hm...well...I bet Beverly would like some jazz music - or Croissants would be good too. Toph is easy, just get some cool dirt or metal. Katara...maybe something to help relax her? She's always trying hard to mother everyone. Bran...something physical he could do with his arms maybe? Maybe juggling equipment. I don't know Hans very well yet...and Zuko...

...

You know, I'm not sure Zuko actually likes anything, actually.

theyre def trying to play the oppression olympics and too much time yeah

and uh

wow

how can you not like anything

[There's a pause as he shrugs- then realizes Clay can't see the shrug. So he'll pull open that list of smiley faces that Ino gave him and-]

└(・-・)┘

It's Zuko, that's how.

But don't worry. Christmas is hardly a favourite of mine, so I promise I won't feel any desire to...scream about the Christ in Christmas.

[omg that emote]

lol

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[ANOTHER FOR THE LIST]

yay ilu

so what about christmas do you not like

Oh that's a good one. And I love you too.

[Yep going to write that one down. As for that question...]

Well...it's my birthday.

[So that sucks]

[Gosh. Seeing and hearing "I love you" from Allen never fails to get him to feel a little giddy inside. He grins, though Allen can't see it.]

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[Maybe that'll suffice! But awwww.]

oh man tht sucks :(

do people give you presents and say its for both birthday and christmas or

[Frankly he just thinks its one of Clay's weird typos and shrugs it off. But hey nice try!]

Well, yeah, they do that. Or insist I go to Christmas celebrations or spend the day with everyone because it's Christmas...

[Which man, it's not that he's against spending days with everyone, but when you don't get a choice on your own birthday...]

...Though it's not really a real birthday, I suppose. I don't know my real one, so I just use the day I got adopted to keep track of my age.

[EMOTE FAIL. Whatever, better luck next time!]

ooooh, i see. and youll beeee 24?? should i get u something or do you not want that

24, yeah.

I'm fine with presents, but don't think you have to make a big deal of it. And no parties, okay?

no big deal and no parties, got it o7

youll be as old as me in about a mont hthen!

[Well that was easy. He feels relief there.]

Ha- yeah, guess so! You best enjoy your seniority while you can.

gonna lord over u and pretend to be taller, yep

oh also

whatever you do

DON'T TELL THE PONY

DON'T! TELL! THE PONY!!!

Uh- I wasn't planning to tell him?

But why do you say that?

GOOD

ok listen 2 me

when i told everyone it was my birthday??

hE POPPED UP N MY SHIP SOMEHWO AND PULLED OUT A BUNCH OF PARTY THINGS OUT OF NOWHERE AND SANG A SONG AN EVERYTHING

IT TOOK FOREVER TO CLEAN ALL THE CONFETTI

SO DON'T TELL HIm

...Ah.

Yeah. That sounds like the sort of thing those party ponies do. It's very strange, and frightening.

He didn't have a cannon did he? There was a pink one in Paradisa that had a cannon.

omg

there r more

[HE WAS HOPING... THAT WAS THE ONLY ONE...]

Um, yes actually. Apparently there's an entire world of talking ponies like that.

[Imagining a whole world of ponies just like him......]

allen

allen

what if one of them has a birthday

dos the entire world explode with confetti

[ And that makes him laugh. Which Clay can't hear so- ]

lol

Not all of them are like Cheese or the pink one, Cowboy. I think they're strange even by pony standards.

[Yaaay, he got him to laugh! He grins and lays back in his bed, probably looking so dorkily happy to anyone else.]

well thats a relief

id be very very concerend for the survival rate of that world if they were all party ponies ike that

...

The Great Party Pony War began with a "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" game gone wrong.

By the time the confetti cleared, not a single banana cream pie had been unthrown.

[Excuse the pause, he just had to read that and LAUGH. HOLY SHIT.]

LMAO

OMG LALEN

[He knows it was just a typo from Clay typing too fast. Still out of habit-] Allen.

[And with that out of the way:]

After the Great Party Pony War, "Send in the Clowns" never had the same meaning again.

[Yeah okay whatever BF he knows about you and your name nitpickiness]

it was horrible

streamers and confetti everywhere

the sound of party poppers going off in the middle of hte night

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