Drift Fleet Inbox/Appointments

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A catch all for Clay Terran at driftfleet.
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[Yeah, Clay had been hoping to say what he felt in a more romantic environment, with Allen there with him in person than over what's essentially a phone, but... he did sound like he needed it, and this was one of the things Allen was so afraid of, or at least it seemed that way. It just... seemed like the right moment. "Like" wasn't enough anymore.]

Talk to me whenever you need to, okay? I'll put together a whole list of movies we need to watch in the meantime.

Soooo, do you need to concentrate on keeping that guy from being a jerk? Or do you want me to tell you about the story of Star Wars?

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Yeah...do that, it's been a long time since I've done a movie marathon.

[It'd give him something to look forward to. But that last part gets him what sounds like a small chuckle.]

I'd actually rather not think about him. But I've actually already seen Star Wars- unless your retelling's different.

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Oh? Which ones have you seen?

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Uh...A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi?

I read the others weren't very good....

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I can make them sound good. And you've got to hear about The Force Awakens. That's set after the three you just mentioned, and it's really good.

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[KUKKI DON'T JINX THAT MOVIE THINGS CAN STILL GO HORRIBLY WRONG]

[He gives a soft laugh]

...Alright, fine. Tell me the story of Star Wars.

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[LOOK IT'LL WORK OKAY

AND THEN CLAY DID SO BECAUSE KUKKI IS NOT ABOUT TO MAKE A SIX PAGE COMMENT ON A CANON SHE BARELY KNOWS ABOUT]

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[save_the_souls]

[YOU CHEATER. I WANTED YOUR RENDITION OF THOSE SHITTY THREE MOVIES]

[But Allen totally listened. It was a nice distraction, hearing that long story told to him by his boyfriend. By the end, he's very much engaged.]

- Wait. He really went "NooooOooooooOooooo"? Just like that?

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Yeah! The internet even made a button out of it and everything. You pushed it with the mouse, and...

nnnnNNNNNOOOOooooooOOOoooooooOOOOooooooo!!

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[he laughs a little]

But that's such a mood killer! I know he's really upset, but surely they could've done a less cheesy way to show that!

And what was the point of the second movie?!

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You know, the build-up to it was actually really good! I feel like if they just kept that part out, it would've been great. You know, his force power making everything around him bend and break, him falling to his knees... without the scream? That would've been the best.

To introduce the whole Clone Wars concept, of course! And to show off the extremely epic romance between Anakin and Padmé. Are you not convinced that it's the best love story ever?

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Ah...But didn't he choke her at the end in a fit of rage...?

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Totally the best love story ever before that happened.

[He ends up snickering during that sentence - god, that whole love story was messed up. DON'T EVER CHOKE HIM IN A FIT OF RAGE ALLEN]

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[GOD HE WOULD NEVER, THAT'S JUST MESSED UP.]

If you like forbidden loves, I suppose....

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To-tal-ly the best. I mean. If you're George Lucas and literally no one else.

[And he finally laughs. Did you really think he thought it was a good love story, Allen?]

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[Okay, that gets a laugh]

Ha- oh thank God. I was little worried you were hoping we'd play "Jedi and the Queen" someday for a moment there.

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Nah. The forbidden love trope always ends badly. The only one I'd be willing to play is a certain sheriff sailing away with his dread pirate. [HEH HEH]

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Oh really? I knew I'd win you over to my pirate crew.

[Somewhere inside Allen, there's a Noah that's reaaaally hating his life right now.]