[NOOOOO HE'S HEARD THIS LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES]

You know as well as I do that that's a load of crap!

[Just for that, he'll flop on his back - NO TATTOO FOR YOU]

When you've got a best friend who tells you your horoscope and new stuff he found out about it like, every day, you kind of start to get attached to it, you know?

[IT'S EITHER THAT OR HATE IT. AND HE CAN'T HATE CONSTELLATIONS.]